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Catherine Zeta-Jones is out of her mind

Just in case you had any doubts that Catherine Zeta-Jones is 100% ridiculous, the Daily Mail reports she regularly ships in $400 caviar and then washes her hair with it. The Beluga caviar is apparently...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones still hot but married to that old guy

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas attended the benefit for the Motion Picture and Television Fund at Sony Studios over the weekend. It should be a crime for a woman that good looking to date a...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones is all kinds of hot

Catherine Zeta-Jones promoted her unnaturally hot ass off in Sydney this weekend. She did press for her latest movie Death Defying Acts. I don’t even know what it’s about, but who cares? It stars...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones needs to leave Michael Douglas TODAY

Here are shots of Catherine Zeta-Jones at the 4th Annual “A Fine Romance” benefit Saturday night, and she has to be the hottest old lady on the planet. Okay, so she’s only 39; I think my statement...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones’ still got it and other news

- Scarlett Johannson is auctioning off a chance to be within gawking distance of her lady mountains. - Jennifer Aniston singing for Ellen = the worst lesbian porn I’ve seen in my life. - Tom Brady and...

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How Rich is Michael Douglas? No, Seriously, I Need to Know.

Here’s Catherine Zeta Jones at the 64th Annual Tony Awards last night where she trotted out Michael Douglas for, what I can only assume, were purely soup-based reasons. I don’t know if the Welsh are...

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Michael Douglas Beat Cancer

Figured we’d start the day on a positive note. After months of looking like things could go south at any minute, Michael Douglas has not only beat throat cancer but is already working to regain his...

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When Catherine Zeta-Jones Attacks

Here’s Catherine Zeta-Jones physically launching a paparazzo after he hit her in the face with his camera while she was entering a London hotel last night. Which had to feel awesome for that guy...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones is Bipolar! Of Course.

In a shocking twist to the Michael Douglas beating cancer story, Catherine Zeta-Jones reportedly checked herself into a mental institution to deal with a bipolar disorder that no one knew she had until...

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Michael Douglas is a Gas

MICHAEL: And let’s see how much it’ll cost me to have sex with Catherine. CATHERINE: Haha! It’s true! It’s so true. Like most people, I often lie awake at night wondering what it’d be like to dine with...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones Checked Into Mental Health Facility, Amanda Bynes Did Not

Posted by Photo Boy While Amanda Bynes self-medicates with tons of weed and tweets selfies 80 times an hour, Catherine Zeta-Jones has once again entered a mental health facility for what appears to be...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones’ Vagina Gave Michael Douglas Throat Cancer

Note to Self: Give Photo Boy a raise. So if you haven’t heard by now, people stick their tongues in vaginas which I honestly thought was something I made up to make fun of Kristen Stewart with so now I...

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Michael Douglas’ Ex-Wife Wants You To Know Her Vagina Is Spotless

“Did that guy just say you can get cancer from eating pussy? I wonder if he has any coke…” (Haha! The 80s.) Thanks to Michael Douglas announcing to the world that he got throat cancer from cunnilingus,...

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Michael Douglas Would Like To Take Back That Cunnilingus Stuff Now

Yesterday, Michael Douglas set the Internet a flutter by telling The Guardian he got throat cancer from cunnilingus. A statement that was shockingly medically possible – *chugs third bottle of...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Single

“Eh? Oh, right, the cancer stuff.” In a surprising move, the Internet actually took time away from accusing Miley Cyrus‘ ass of twerking open the door to Armageddon this morning to report that Michael...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones is all kinds of hotCatherine Zeta-Jones is all kinds of hot

Catherine Zeta-Jones promoted her unnaturally hot ass off in Sydney this weekend. She did press for her latest movie Death Defying Acts. I don’t even know what it’s about, but who cares? It stars...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones needs to leave Michael Douglas TODAYCatherine Zeta-Jones...

Here are shots of Catherine Zeta-Jones at the 4th Annual “A Fine Romance” benefit Saturday night, and she has to be the hottest old lady on the planet. Okay, so she’s only 39; I think my statement...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones’ still got it and other newsCatherine Zeta-Jones’ still...

- Scarlett Johannson is auctioning off a chance to be within gawking distance of her lady mountains. [PopEater] - Jennifer Aniston singing for Ellen = the worst lesbian porn I’ve seen in my life....

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The 2015 Golden Globe AwardsThe 2015 Golden Globe Awards

I probably should’ve checked if there are any more awards show this month because here’s the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our...

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Catherine Zeta-Jones is out of her mindCatherine Zeta-Jones is out of her mind

Just in case you had any doubts that Catherine Zeta-Jones is 100% ridiculous, the Daily Mail reports she regularly ships in $400 caviar and then washes her hair with it. The Beluga caviar is apparently...

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